Best IPA to date in Heady topper |
Let me first be clear that in my discussion of american beer, I am talking about the not so micro microbrew scene and the increase in quality beer-esque beverages. Other than my argument for the what is the best beer in the states, none of this information is relevant to the pisswater that some people think they enjoy while the rest of us just suffer it as punishment
Like the French in regards to wine, a strong case can be made for Germany being the most important beer brewing nation. The location of Beer-vana still lies in some barley or hop field deep in bavaria. For like 600 years the Germans have made beer by a set of laws known as Reinheitsgebot, or german purity laws. Much like some of the french wine laws, the Germans specified how and with what ingredients beer could be produced. Water, hops, grains, later Yeast (thanks to Louis Pasteur) and sugar (to any beer that is top fermenting, otherwise known as ales: aka the predominant beer style for yuppy microbrews in the states). Now I'm a bit of a traditionalist when it comes to alcoholic beverage labeling. I have always liked history, and take pride in knowing about the past.
The next statement may shock you. Most Beer in the United States is not Beer... Blasphemy you cry out, "at least 25% of my conscious life and 35% of my unconscious life is spent in a committed relationship to beer." If needed, take a moment, a minute, even an afternoon to cry it out, drink a superior alcohol in bourbon, or find the bottle of a German Riesling bottle. Done wallowing, alright, keep reading
The rice rocket of beer |
NOT BEER, but still a realllly yummy brew |
Jacki's Nightmare |
Matt is Oregon... and He loves PBR while Grape Stomping to bluegrass |
You may be reading this, and saying to yourself... I want to be more involved. I want to feel special and cultured and taste these glorious brews discussed. You a bit late to the game, and the underground aspect has been gone for a while, but lucky you, the beer has if anything gotten better. The mircobrewery scene is not so micro anymore. Still think Stone Brewing makes you seem like you know beer. They are in the same league volume wise as New Belgium, Deshuetes, and Sierra Nevada. And all 4 of them are working there way up to Boston Lager size. 5000 gallon fermentations my ass, Arrogant Bastard is brewed on a very very large scale with a very large distribution. aside from my negative condescending tone, this is a very good thing. With the increase in competition, colaboration, and style uniformity (again, anyone can brew a Big IPA) the sky is the limit as far as creativity and brewmanship is concerned. I would have 2 months ago said that I believed that the Microbrew was reaching its max capacity and was destined to pop. Then I went to San Diego July 18th for the Track 7 at lost abbey. What really surprised me that should not have was not the beer nor the exclusive pretentious feel about getting that beer, but the low end of customer that just stumbled in to be part of this every growing scene. What I failed to understand was the appeal of all the San Diego breweries as a whole. As a Vino guy, I go wine taste, this new generation of beer enthusiasts go beer drinking. Where I may have gone and tasted 25 wines in a day, this breed of mature hipster is casually drinking their way through an equal amount of beer tasters or the equivalent pints in warehouse district back lots. This well lit daytime bing-crawl is much likes its nighttime counterpart, except replacing pretty girls and shitty beer is well priced good beer. (sorry about the lack of girls). What really "opened my eyes" to what they are doing was when third party buses and vans would show up for out of towners or bachelor parties selling brewery tours. It of course makes complete sense to capitalize on such a small concentration of good beer. San Diego is creating a tourism industry around their developing brewery scene. Portland, you should probably start doing this if you haven't, but make sure its bike or bio-diesel tours.
If you really want to embark on the drinking adventure that craft brew can provide, I have a few suggestions. #1, start at and support your local microbrewery. I don't care if they arn't making Heady Topper, they still make better beer than the piss water you may be used to. Plus the brewmaster knows more about brewing than you ever will, unless of course you become a brewmaster. #2, please please please do not judge a brewery on its IPA, in fact, aside from the occasional bitter craving, steer clear of the IPA. Experiment with the different specialty beers they are producing, taste the stouts or the bitters, and whatever you do, make sure you drink their most popular beer. #3, make up your own mind, do not buy into lists or beer snobery. Russian River is the best brewery in the states because of there ability to produce a world class IPA as well as a plethora of bret ridden sours. But please calm down and make up your own mind. Personally, I like Cafe Racer 15 better than Pliny the Elder, and I tasted them both back to back at their respective breweries. #4. If you are really interested in beer, do not stop there, try to drink something different. Get a french cider, buy a port, please please try a sour beer. The more different things you taste the more you will know what you like and how to articulate why you like that. That is being an intelligent drinker. And if you do happen to try something different and you dislike it, please tell me about it and why you dislike it.
Now GO drink a good beer damnit